balti n. 1. a type of curry, usually cooked and served in a dish like a shallow wok.
2. abbr. who wants a balti; the home of all things funny.

Welcome. This site is somewhere you can download loads of funny pics and jokes. There are also some funny movies, powerpoint presentations, games and bags of other funny stuff.

If any curry fans are here by mistake, check out the table below, just so your trip isn't completely worthless.

New pictures, jokes and vids will be served up every few days so remember to keep coming back to get them all. E-mail them to all your so called mates and you will be a hero.

Mild Dishes: Korma, Passanda, Tikka Side Effects: No known side effects

Medium Dishes: Balti, Bhuna, Dansak, Masala, Tandoori Side Effects: Slight tingling of the tongue

Medium Hot Dishes: Biryani, Jalfrezi Side Effects: Burning in the throat

Hot Dishes: Madras, Rogan Josh Side Effects: A mild sweat and ring sting the following morning

Very Hot Dishes: Vindaloo Side Effects: Turns your arse into a Japanese flag

We have lift off! Dishes: Phall Side Effects: Turns you into a human blowtorch. Do not fart near a naked flame!