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Funeral service


A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the coffin out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the coffin. They hear a faint moan, open the casket and find that the woman is still alive.

She lives for ten more years and then dies peacefully. A ceremony is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the coffin. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"


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