A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. While they are there the mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home for $5000 or they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy thinks for a while and then says, "We'll ship her home."

"Are you sure?" the undertaker asks. "That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."