One day, a bloke with no arms and no legs was on a beach sunning himself, when he saw three beautiful women approaching him.

The first lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Excuse me, have you ever been hugged before?" He replied, "No," and with that she gave him a big hug.

The second lady bent down and asked, "Have you ever been kissed before?" Again he replied, "No," and she gave a big, juicy kiss on the lips.

The third lady bent down and asked him, "Have you ever been fucked before?" For the third time he replied, "No," eyes alight. "Well you are now," she said. "The tide's coming in!"