| No. |
Question |
Answer |
| 1 |
Some months have 30 days, some months
have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? |
All of them. Every month has at least
28 days. |
| 2 |
If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells
you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before
all the pills are taken? |
1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock,
then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o'clock, they will be taken
in 1 hour. |
| 3 |
I went to bed at eight o'clock in the
evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine
o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before
being woken by the alarm? |
1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which
cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m. |
| 4 |
Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do
you get? |
70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying
by 2. |
| 5 |
A farmer had 17 sheep and all but 9 die.
How many are left? |
9 sheep. |
| 6 |
If you had only one match and entered
a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp
and a candle, which would you light first? |
The match. |
| 7 |
A man builds a house with four sides
of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure.
A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear? |
White. If all walls face south, the house
must be on the North Pole. |
| 8 |
If you take 2 apples from 3 apples, what
do you have? |
2 apples. You took them remember. |
| 9 |
How many animals of each species did
Moses take with him in the Ark? |
None. It was Noah, not Moses. |
| 10 |
If you drove a bus with 43 people on
board from London and stopped at Liverpool to pick up 7 more people,
what's the name of the driver? |
YOU are the driver. |
| 11 |
Do they have a 4th July in England? |
Yes, it comes after 3rd July. |
| 12 |
How many birthdays does the average man
have? |
1, just 1. |
| 13 |
Is it legal for a man in California to
marry his widow's sister? |
No, because he's dead. |
| 14 |
How many two pence stamps in a dozen? |
12. |
| 15 |
An assistant in a butcher's shop is 5'10"
tall. What does he weigh? |
Meat. |
| 16 |
What do you put in a toaster? |
Bread. |
| 17 |
Say "Silk" 5 times, now spell
"Silk". What do cows drink? |
Water. |
| 18 |
If a red house is made of red bricks
and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made
of? |
Glass. |
| 19 |
A plane crashes on the Canadian - US
border. Where would you bury the survivors? |
You don't bury survivors. |
| 20 |
If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th
of a degree every minute, how many degrees will it move in an hour? |
1 degree. |
| 21 |
Johnny's mother has 3 kids, one is named
April, one is named May. What is the other one named? |
Johnny. |
| 22 |
In a one storey house the floor is blue
and the walls and ceiling are white. What colour are the stairs? |
There are no stairs. |
| 23 |
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent
the night, and left on Friday. How can this be? |
His horse is called Friday. |
| 24 |
I have two coins which add up to
15 pence and one of the coins is NOT a 10 pence piece. What are
the two coins? |
A 10 pence piece and a 5 pence piece.
Only one coin is NOT a 10 pence piece. |
| 25 |
If a rooster laid an egg on the apex
of a slanted barn roof, which way would the egg roll, left or right? |
Roosters don't lay eggs. |
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